May 2013
40 posts
galacticdad:
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
majortvjunkie:
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
nunderwater:
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
hamfarto:
in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me
cristinaya:
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
nevertrustthepenguin:
egberts:
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
Oh my lord
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
businessofmisery-:
these ladies are my idols
berepah:
strykeroptic:
spoken-not-written:
My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.
oMG
That’s what happened to his wife!
that still doesn’t explain why his daughter...
thealvaomega:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
wonderingaboutfandoms:
letyourjourneystart:
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
Watchdatscutee:
dontworrybekarl:
best office moment ever hands down
basically just explains the office all together
lanactrlaltdelrey:
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:
“If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
April 2013
96 posts
